Hi, my name is Derek Cowelll.
You might remember me from when I was popular.
Before that, I was invisible. And after.. well, that's a long story.
I never expected to become popular. It just sort of happened.
An accidental photobomb, a chance encounter with a real live celebrity, and suddenly, I was somebody.
These things never last, though, unless you help them along.
That's where I ran into trouble.